for chairismine || continued from the tfln meme

[aviophobia]

[He bangs on the door again, just in case Jim didn't get it the first time. And he's still texting, because he is completely off his face and this makes sense.]

are you sure cause im still out here and people can see me.

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[kirk]

haha i locked the door. if any1 asks u r here to do a medical checkup on me

[That's what you do when you're Captain on a starship full of people who aren't supposed to see you drunk off your face, right? Right. He' texting with one hand and pushing button on the doorframe with the other in the hopes that something will get the thing open.]

[aviophobia]

[Well, that worked. Bones comes stumbling in, and he is, indeed, not wearing pants, but his regular Starfleet regulation boxer briefs. He blinks blearily at Jim.]

Door's probably broken.

[kirk]

[Jim stares from the phone to Bones and back. Wasn't Bones. Just. Wait.

Bones here was the point. And now that Bones is here, staring seems to be all Jim is good for.]

's locked. Captain's aren't supposed to get drunk all night long.

[aviophobia]

Why not? What th' fuck else're you supposed to do when you're off-shift?

[He's eying Jim right back, trying to remember why he came here. Something about his hands.]

[kirk]

[That thing that's been prodding his subconscious surfaces and Jim grins]

Boxers are a little tight today, huh Bones?

[aviophobia]

What?

[He looks down at his boxers, which are no tighter than usual, but he's not sure about that grin.]

No?

[Taking Jim apart, that was it. Right?]